View joke - - Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
I've seen your boyfriend in the shower
Is that a kitten ? It hates everything. Watch out
What people say vs what people mean. I just got out of the shower. I'll be there in an hour. And I'm really not sorry at all
Times are changing. My daughter asked me today. Daddy, since you lost your job and mommy is supporting us, should I give my father's day card to her ?
You are pregnant too ?
Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.
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