View joke - - Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
Dropping off mother-in-law. You are doing it wrong.
Girlfriends in mall. Wow, 50% sale ! Boyfriends in malls.
This bench has been assembled in memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.
Positive thought for the day. When you feel that nobody loves you ask yourself... Am I too sexy ?
- Dad says you're spying on us. - He's not your dad.
You are pregnant too ?
Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.
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