View joke - - Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
Dads against daughters dating. Shoot the first one and the word will spread.
And then dad gets really happy and there is an explosion. Dad has a lot of seed and these race to see which reaches mom's egg. This is called making love. And until you did that, you are called a virgin. -I see. So, then what is extra virgin?
What people say vs what people mean. I just got out of the shower. I'll be there in an hour. And I'm really not sorry at all
You are pregnant too ?
This bench has been assembled in memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.
I've seen your boyfriend in the shower
No matter how old or big you get. Your mom can still kick you in the butt if she had to
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