MP: "Mr. Churchill, must you fall asleep while I'm speaking?" Churchill: "No, it's purely voluntary"
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You are sleeping on the couch tonight, Mr President.
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Times are changing. My daughter asked me today. Daddy, since you lost your job and mommy is supporting us, should I give my father's day card to her ?
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It does not matter who you are. If your wife says switch seats, you switch seats
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