MP: "Mr. Churchill, must you fall asleep while I'm speaking?" Churchill: "No, it's purely voluntary"
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You are sleeping on the couch tonight, Mr President.
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- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
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It does not matter who you are. If your wife says switch seats, you switch seats
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