View joke - Hey dad, remember when I killed that butterfly, and you said
Hey dad, remember when I killed that butterfly, and you said "No butter for a week" ? Mom just killed a cockroach ...
Let's play again with the bees!
Camouflage. He is doing it wrong.
- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
No matter how old or big you get. Your mom can still kick you in the butt if she had to
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