- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.

Times are changing. My daughter asked me today. Daddy, since you lost your job and mommy is supporting us, should I give my father's day card to her ?