View joke - Is that a kitten ? It hates everything. Watch out
Is that a kitten ? It hates everything. Watch out
Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
They know what they are waiting for
This kitten is actually a panda. A ferocious panda.
Yes, I know, my hair is all over the couch... It's called FURniture, isn't it ?
Angry Birds: a game not very popular among cats (and I can see why).
- What's on your mind, little turtle ? - World domination.
- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
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