View joke - Is that a kitten ? It hates everything. Watch out
Is that a kitten ? It hates everything. Watch out
Bad little bear. He told my kitten she was fat.
Ok, I'm ready. Bring in the fish!
Yes, I know, my hair is all over the couch... It's called FURniture, isn't it ?
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
- What's on your mind, little turtle ? - World domination.
- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
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