View joke - You are pregnant too ?
You are pregnant too ?
Five deadly terms used by a woman. Fine - this is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up. Nothing - means something, and you need to be worried. Go ahead - it's a dare, not a permission. Don't do it.
- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
Should I take that job in New York? Grow up and make your own decisions, stupid.
Oh, the future looks bright today. Well, not that bright actually...
Happy Valentine's Day !
Where is this going ? Then. Now. Soon. So true.
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