View joke - Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
Good financial advice. Stop wasting your money.
I love him and pet him and squeeze him and call him George
Positive thought for the day. When you feel that nobody loves you ask yourself... Am I too sexy ?
Life is tough. But it's tougher when you're stupid.
I'm not out of shape. Round is a shape.
So ... A guy walks into a bar ...
- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
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