Put down the camera and save me
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I love him and pet him and squeeze him and call him George
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His mom insisted he played outside
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You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy. I didn't expect to live this long.
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- I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment. - Your eyesight is near perfect.
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How I think I look when I'm jogging
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This bench has been assembled in memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.
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