View joke - Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
Put down the camera and save me
Bad little bear. He told my kitten she was fat.
His mom insisted he played outside
My cat was talking to my dog the other day: I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god.
- I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment. - Your eyesight is near perfect.
How I think I look when I'm jogging
Let me be straight. It's just 'Morning.' If it was a 'Good morning' I'd be in my bed now
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