View joke - Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
Put down the camera and save me
Positive thought for the day. When you feel that nobody loves you ask yourself... Am I too sexy ?
My cat was talking to my dog the other day: I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god.
I'm not out of shape. Round is a shape.
So ... A guy walks into a bar ...
- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
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