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Curiosity
Running to get some exercise. How it should be: 2 minutes warm-up, 40 minutes running. How it really is: 2 minutes running, 40 minutes trying to catch up my breath while I accept the fact that I'll be the first one to die if a zombie apocalypse comes
I think not ! You hurt me, Harold. You really did.
My dog loves to swim. And plays in water. But he acts like it's the end of the world when it's bath time.
Heart attack in 3 .. 2 .. 1
Do you want to take a bath, kitty? Nope.
-I don't like kids. -Good, I don't like cats.
Unspoken communication. Girls: Check out hair. Evaluate skin. Inspect jewelry. Guys: Hi
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