Santa was real. Until he forgot my present - Chuck Norris
This kid wants books, computers and the ability to travel through time and space. Guess what he's getting from Santa.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a beautiful day.
Running to get some exercise. How it should be: 2 minutes warm-up, 40 minutes running. How it really is: 2 minutes running, 40 minutes trying to catch up my breath while I accept the fact that I'll be the first one to die if a zombie apocalypse comes
- Dude, what happened ? - Did you know that when a cat wags its tail, it means something completely different ?
Every time I say 'Bah' doesn't mean you have to say 'Humbug'.
They asked me how the real love looks like, so I took this picture.
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