View joke - My dog loves to swim. And plays in water. But he acts like it's the end of the world when it's bath time.
My dog loves to swim. And plays in water. But he acts like it's the end of the world when it's bath time.
Dog: I will love you unconditionally for food. Cat: I will refrain from ripping out your jugular vein for food.
I have always thought I was a grape
They know what they are waiting for
Come on, Frosty, play with this dog. Throw the stick ! Oh, wait . . .
You don't want to play against this cat.
At last, my time-freeze machine is complete. The ability to stop time, no longer just a fantasy. I will be able to do so much more with my lifetime. It's working ! Yes ! Yeees! ...
Do you want to take a bath, kitty? Nope.
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