View joke - Unspoken communication. Girls: Check out hair. Evaluate skin. Inspect jewelry. Guys: Hi
Unspoken communication. Girls: Check out hair. Evaluate skin. Inspect jewelry. Guys: Hi
Running to get some exercise. How it should be: 2 minutes warm-up, 40 minutes running. How it really is: 2 minutes running, 40 minutes trying to catch up my breath while I accept the fact that I'll be the first one to die if a zombie apocalypse comes
Started to do my makeup. When I had it finally done, realised that in the meantime all my friends graduated from college, got married and have kids.
So ... A guy walks into a bar ...
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