View joke - Do you want to take a bath, kitty? Nope.
Do you want to take a bath, kitty? Nope.
Christmas. The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
I don't have a Facebook or a Twitter account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times... I've got three followers so far but I think two are cops...
Yes, I know, my hair is all over the couch... It's called FURniture, isn't it ?
My dog loves to swim. And plays in water. But he acts like it's the end of the world when it's bath time.
What my cat thinks he looks like when he's hiding. This is how he actually looks like.
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