View joke - Do you want to take a bath, kitty? Nope.
Do you want to take a bath, kitty? Nope.
These people love me, feed me and shelter me. They must be God.
Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
Christmas. The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
My dog loves to swim. And plays in water. But he acts like it's the end of the world when it's bath time.
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