A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
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I'm not out of shape. Round is a shape.
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Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
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It does not matter who you are. If your wife says switch seats, you switch seats
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Didn't see that coming. You were right. Humans don't land on their feet.
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