Just be honest. It's not everyday you see a dog driving a car down the street
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This bench has been assembled in memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.
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You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy. I didn't expect to live this long.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
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Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.
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