A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend

Albert, the doctor says I need more exercise. I want you to start jogging for me.

This is the face of joy, everybody!

Five deadly terms used by a woman. Fine - this is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up. Nothing - means something, and you need to be worried. Go ahead - it's a dare, not a permission. Don't do it.