A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
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Old McDonald had a farm. Had.
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This is the face of joy, everybody!
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Five deadly terms used by a woman. Fine - this is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up. Nothing - means something, and you need to be worried. Go ahead - it's a dare, not a permission. Don't do it.
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When a beauty blogger uses your bathroom
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- I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment. - Your eyesight is near perfect.
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Where is this going ? Then. Now. Soon. So true.
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