Told my cat to not sit on the keyboard
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Yes, I know, my hair is all over the couch... It's called FURniture, isn't it ?
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Times are changing. My daughter asked me today. Daddy, since you lost your job and mommy is supporting us, should I give my father's day card to her ?
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Just be honest. It's not everyday you see a dog driving a car down the street
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They edited out all scenes of women driving.
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I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
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Go ahead, Tom
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