View joke - Watching TV with my girlfriend. Her dog watching us.
Watching TV with my girlfriend. Her dog watching us.
Told my cat to not sit on the keyboard
This isn't even remotely funny
Times are changing. My daughter asked me today. Daddy, since you lost your job and mommy is supporting us, should I give my father's day card to her ?
Girlfriends in mall. Wow, 50% sale ! Boyfriends in malls.
Not everybody cried apparently
I'm getting hungry. - Hello, womb service? I'd like a double order of hot wings. - Honey, wake up. I'm dying for some hot wings. - But it'a three in the morning. - I love womb service, it never closes.
It's that awkward moment when you are presenting news about a rapist looking like you.
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