Selfie with my girlfriends
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It's that awkward moment when you are presenting news about a rapist looking like you.
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He is happy to see me. Really happy.
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Go ahead, Tom
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I'm getting hungry. - Hello, womb service? I'd like a double order of hot wings. - Honey, wake up. I'm dying for some hot wings. - But it'a three in the morning. - I love womb service, it never closes.
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I bet you don't want to be her next ex
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