View joke - Watching TV with my girlfriend. Her dog watching us.
Watching TV with my girlfriend. Her dog watching us.
Told my cat to not sit on the keyboard
My cat was talking to my dog the other day: I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god.
I tell you Marty, three kids is enough... Yesterday, I had my McNuggets removed.
It's that awkward moment when you are presenting news about a rapist looking like you.
Not everybody cried apparently
Times are changing. My daughter asked me today. Daddy, since you lost your job and mommy is supporting us, should I give my father's day card to her ?
Just be honest. It's not everyday you see a dog driving a car down the street
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