Hey Bob, there are other trees you know
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Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
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We all have that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single
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He is irrational and he goes on and on. Wife of PI
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It'll never last ...
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Didn't see that coming. You were right. Humans don't land on their feet.
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If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say: Now you're super mad! If the laugh, marry them.
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