If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say: Now you're super mad! If the laugh, marry them.
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This man knows what he's doing. New seat-belt: 45% less car accidents!
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We all have that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single
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He is irrational and he goes on and on. Wife of PI
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She said yes, of course.
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Didn't see that coming. You were right. Humans don't land on their feet.
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Hey Bob, there are other trees you know
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