Guess who found your antidepressant pills
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Dog: I will love you unconditionally for food. Cat: I will refrain from ripping out your jugular vein for food.
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Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
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Enjoy the couch, dog breath
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I was making cookies for the party. Guess what happened to my dough.
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