View joke - My cat was talking to my dog the other day: I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god.
My cat was talking to my dog the other day: I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god.
He is happy to see me. Really happy.
These people love me, feed me and shelter me. They must be God.
Look how happy he is. - No! It's my kitty. Get your own kitty !
And then dad gets really happy and there is an explosion. Dad has a lot of seed and these race to see which reaches mom's egg. This is called making love. And until you did that, you are called a virgin. -I see. So, then what is extra virgin?
This dog is just fine. He actually likes to have a place where he can sit on the couch.
Yes, I know, my hair is all over the couch... It's called FURniture, isn't it ?
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