View joke - Times are changing. My daughter asked me today. Daddy, since you lost your job and mommy is supporting us, should I give my father's day card to her ?
Times are changing. My daughter asked me today. Daddy, since you lost your job and mommy is supporting us, should I give my father's day card to her ?
- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
Watching TV with my girlfriend. Her dog watching us.
Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.
Positive thought for the day. When you feel that nobody loves you ask yourself... Am I too sexy ?
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