View joke - Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.
Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.
Oh no ! No !
It's her own fault. She was texting at the time
And then dad gets really happy and there is an explosion. Dad has a lot of seed and these race to see which reaches mom's egg. This is called making love. And until you did that, you are called a virgin. -I see. So, then what is extra virgin?
My toothbrush. Sometimes it feels that it has the worst job in the world. Didn't check the other guy.
Christmas. The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
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