View joke - Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.
Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.
Oh no ! No !
Life is tough. But it's tougher when you're stupid.
- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
My french accent always gets me in trouble
My neighbor on Halloween. Don't visit him, kids.
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