View joke - Positive thought for the day. When you feel that nobody loves you ask yourself... Am I too sexy ?
Positive thought for the day. When you feel that nobody loves you ask yourself... Am I too sexy ?
My dog loves to swim. And plays in water. But he acts like it's the end of the world when it's bath time.
Honey, did you let the cat in last night ? No, I thought you did. Prepare to die.
Is it hot outside ?
Hey, babe. I'm in hospital. I got my leg injured at work and Paula brought me here. Doctors say I might lose my leg. -Who is Paula?
Housewife of the year. Not really, dude. Not really.
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