So like. Which one is closer, Chicago or the Moon? - Well, duh. You can see the moon.
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- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
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Batman's Fun Ride
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- I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment. - Your eyesight is near perfect.
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What people say vs what people mean. I just got out of the shower. I'll be there in an hour. And I'm really not sorry at all
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Right place. Right time.
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