View joke - His mom insisted he played outside
His mom insisted he played outside
You don't want to play against this cat.
Is it hot outside ?
This isn't even remotely funny
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a beautiful day.
- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
Look at him. Works one day a year. Spends the rest of it judging you. Santa.
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