View joke - Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
Moral of the picture. Friends may not be able to pull you up. But they will still think of ways to not let you fall.
Make sure you use the right cookie jar
My cat and dog meeting for the first time. Good dog, good dog ! No bites, okay?
Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.
He is irrational and he goes on and on. Wife of PI
My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
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