View joke - Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
Boat ! Land !
Is that a kitten ? It hates everything. Watch out
My cat and dog meeting for the first time. Good dog, good dog ! No bites, okay?
Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.
It does not matter who you are. If your wife says switch seats, you switch seats
My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
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