View joke - Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
Moral of the picture. Friends may not be able to pull you up. But they will still think of ways to not let you fall.
Make sure you use the right cookie jar
My cat and dog meeting for the first time. Good dog, good dog ! No bites, okay?
My toothbrush. Sometimes it feels that it has the worst job in the world. Didn't check the other guy.
You came home early
I'm getting hungry. - Hello, womb service? I'd like a double order of hot wings. - Honey, wake up. I'm dying for some hot wings. - But it'a three in the morning. - I love womb service, it never closes.
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