View joke - Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
My cat and dog meeting for the first time. Good dog, good dog ! No bites, okay?
Do you want to take a bath, kitty? Nope.
Make sure you use the right cookie jar
-I don't like kids. -Good, I don't like cats.
Something about time
You are sleeping on the couch tonight, Mr President.
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