Park under the billboard at your own risk
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My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
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You are sleeping on the couch tonight, Mr President.
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- So, Roger, what is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? - Well, the flag is a big plus.
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I was going to say that
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