View joke - I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
I was going to say that
My girlfriend and I at my place. She's doing her makeup in my bed, playing with her gum in my bed, eating a meal in my bed. At her place - Don't sit on my bed with your dirty jeans !
Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
This man knows what he's doing. New seat-belt: 45% less car accidents!
Honey, I'm not sure that's what they mean by 'Now reduce the wine'.
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