View joke - I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
Every time I say 'Bah' doesn't mean you have to say 'Humbug'.
My girlfriend and I at my place. She's doing her makeup in my bed, playing with her gum in my bed, eating a meal in my bed. At her place - Don't sit on my bed with your dirty jeans !
When a beauty blogger uses your bathroom
You are sleeping on the couch tonight, Mr President.
Something happened in the kitchen and ... I love you so much.
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