View joke - I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
My girlfriend and I at my place. She's doing her makeup in my bed, playing with her gum in my bed, eating a meal in my bed. At her place - Don't sit on my bed with your dirty jeans !
It does not matter who you are. If your wife says switch seats, you switch seats
You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy. I didn't expect to live this long.
- So, Roger, what is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? - Well, the flag is a big plus.
Every time I say 'Bah' doesn't mean you have to say 'Humbug'.
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