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Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
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You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy. I didn't expect to live this long.
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Good financial advice. Stop wasting your money.
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Answer on a blonde's Geometry test. Find x - there it is. Duh.
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That awkward moment.
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