Student loans. This lady would like a cute one who is at least 21 and enjoys gardening
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Lady Astor: If I was your wife I would poison your coffee. Winston Churchill: If I was your husband, I would drink it
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You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy. I didn't expect to live this long.
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Good financial advice. Stop wasting your money.
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Answer on a blonde's Geometry test. Find x - there it is. Duh.
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The judge is a man ? We're golden, I'm man's best friend.
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