View joke - A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
Started to do my makeup. When I had it finally done, realised that in the meantime all my friends graduated from college, got married and have kids.
Enjoy the couch, dog breath
You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy. I didn't expect to live this long.
Good financial advice. Stop wasting your money.
Answer on a blonde's Geometry test. Find x - there it is. Duh.
He told me "Let's go climbing!". He told me "It will be fun".
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