View joke - Something about time
Something about time
What do you have here ?
Christmas. The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
Like if this has ever happened to you.
Oops ! Hey, can you call 911 ? I'm still on the phone.
Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
Won't forget him next time
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