View joke - Something about time
Something about time
Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
Won't forget him next time
Oops ! Hey, can you call 911 ? I'm still on the phone.
Texting and driving. Talk to your kids about it.
Oh no ! No !
I don't have a Facebook or a Twitter account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times... I've got three followers so far but I think two are cops...
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