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Something about time
What do you have here ?
Christmas. The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
Like if this has ever happened to you.
Oops ! Hey, can you call 911 ? I'm still on the phone.
Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.
Do you want to take a bath, kitty? Nope.
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