My toothbrush. Sometimes it feels that it has the worst job in the world. Didn't check the other guy.
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Christmas. The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
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Like if this has ever happened to you.
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Oops ! Hey, can you call 911 ? I'm still on the phone.
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When a beauty blogger uses your bathroom
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Upgrading your service? I can help you with that right away. Cancelling service? Let me transfer you to the department with a 70 minutes wait time.
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