My toothbrush. Sometimes it feels that it has the worst job in the world. Didn't check the other guy.
|
|
Upgrading your service? I can help you with that right away. Cancelling service? Let me transfer you to the department with a 70 minutes wait time.
|
|
Texting and driving. Talk to your kids about it.
|
|
|
Oops ! Hey, can you call 911 ? I'm still on the phone.
|
|
|
Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.
|
|
|
Christmas. The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
|
|
|