View joke - Honey, did you let the cat in last night ? No, I thought you did. Prepare to die.
Honey, did you let the cat in last night ? No, I thought you did. Prepare to die.
Her directions are very important - In the event of a crash, some of you will die over here, some of you will die over there
Dog: I will love you unconditionally for food. Cat: I will refrain from ripping out your jugular vein for food.
Positive thought for the day. When you feel that nobody loves you ask yourself... Am I too sexy ?
Waiting for dinner
It'll never last ...
These people love me, feed me and shelter me. They must be God.
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