View joke - Honey, did you let the cat in last night ? No, I thought you did. Prepare to die.
Honey, did you let the cat in last night ? No, I thought you did. Prepare to die.
No, we won't. This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness.
- What's on your mind, little turtle ? - World domination.
Positive thought for the day. When you feel that nobody loves you ask yourself... Am I too sexy ?
Waiting for dinner
It'll never last ...
This is piranha, kitty. It can eat you back. Oh, it can.
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