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How I think I look when I'm jogging
Running to get some exercise. How it should be: 2 minutes warm-up, 40 minutes running. How it really is: 2 minutes running, 40 minutes trying to catch up my breath while I accept the fact that I'll be the first one to die if a zombie apocalypse comes
Albert, the doctor says I need more exercise. I want you to start jogging for me.
I am standing on your hand. Stealing your heart.
Positive thought for the day. When you feel that nobody loves you ask yourself... Am I too sexy ?
Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
Just wanted to help my friend. Told him: Look out ! Ice hole !
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