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How I think I look when I'm jogging
Running to get some exercise. How it should be: 2 minutes warm-up, 40 minutes running. How it really is: 2 minutes running, 40 minutes trying to catch up my breath while I accept the fact that I'll be the first one to die if a zombie apocalypse comes
Albert, the doctor says I need more exercise. I want you to start jogging for me.
Housewife of the year. Not really, dude. Not really.
Ah, finally in bed
Positive thought for the day. When you feel that nobody loves you ask yourself... Am I too sexy ?
Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
My nails look fabulous
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