This planet has issues, Bert.
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You are sleeping on the couch tonight, Mr President.
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My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
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I have no intention of getting off my ass
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I was making cookies for the party. Guess what happened to my dough.
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Cool shadows
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Positive thought for the day. When you feel that nobody loves you ask yourself... Am I too sexy ?
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