View joke - Something happened in the kitchen and ... I love you so much.
Something happened in the kitchen and ... I love you so much.
Dog: I will love you unconditionally for food. Cat: I will refrain from ripping out your jugular vein for food.
Single. A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen
They asked me to upgrade to Windows 7, but I said I still love Vista, baby.
I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
What my cat thinks he looks like when he's hiding. This is how he actually looks like.
These people love me, feed me and shelter me. They must be God.
Are you sure you don't know who got into the garbage ? I kind of think it was you ...
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