These people love me, feed me and shelter me. They must be God.
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Single. A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen
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Dog: I will love you unconditionally for food. Cat: I will refrain from ripping out your jugular vein for food.
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I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
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Are you sure you don't know who got into the garbage ? I kind of think it was you ...
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I have no intention of getting off my ass
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What my cat thinks he looks like when he's hiding. This is how he actually looks like.
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