View joke - Started to do my makeup. When I had it finally done, realised that in the meantime all my friends graduated from college, got married and  have kids.
Started to do my makeup. When I had it finally done, realised that in the meantime all my friends graduated from college, got married and have kids.
Nutella. What makeup do you use?
Lady Astor: If I was your wife I would poison your coffee. Winston Churchill: If I was your husband, I would drink it
How I felt in high school. How I feel in college
Albert, the doctor says I need more exercise. I want you to start jogging for me.
Hi, we understand you are 40 and still not married.
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