View joke - Started to do my makeup. When I had it finally done, realised that in the meantime all my friends graduated from college, got married and  have kids.
Started to do my makeup. When I had it finally done, realised that in the meantime all my friends graduated from college, got married and have kids.
Nutella. What makeup do you use?
Five deadly terms used by a woman. Fine - this is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up. Nothing - means something, and you need to be worried. Go ahead - it's a dare, not a permission. Don't do it.
Lady Astor: If I was your wife I would poison your coffee. Winston Churchill: If I was your husband, I would drink it
How I felt in high school. How I feel in college
My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
Hi, we understand you are 40 and still not married.
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