Real life vs makeup. He doesn't look that tough anymore, does he ?
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
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At our age swimming is dangerous. Lifeguards don't try as hard.
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How I felt in high school. How I feel in college
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- I have the body of an 18 years old. - Oh? -Yes, I keep it in the basement.
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Hi, we understand you are 40 and still not married.
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