View joke - Started to do my makeup. When I had it finally done, realised that in the meantime all my friends graduated from college, got married and  have kids.
Started to do my makeup. When I had it finally done, realised that in the meantime all my friends graduated from college, got married and have kids.
My girlfriend and I at my place. She's doing her makeup in my bed, playing with her gum in my bed, eating a meal in my bed. At her place - Don't sit on my bed with your dirty jeans !
Photography. You are doing it wrong.
Lady Astor: If I was your wife I would poison your coffee. Winston Churchill: If I was your husband, I would drink it
Graduation. Will work for food
My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
Hi, we understand you are 40 and still not married.
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