View joke - Started to do my makeup. When I had it finally done, realised that in the meantime all my friends graduated from college, got married and  have kids.
Started to do my makeup. When I had it finally done, realised that in the meantime all my friends graduated from college, got married and have kids.
Albert, the doctor says I need more exercise. I want you to start jogging for me.
Hi, we understand you are 40 and still not married.
Five deadly terms used by a woman. Fine - this is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up. Nothing - means something, and you need to be worried. Go ahead - it's a dare, not a permission. Don't do it.
It's that horrifying moment. Am I naked ?
My girlfriend and I at my place. She's doing her makeup in my bed, playing with her gum in my bed, eating a meal in my bed. At her place - Don't sit on my bed with your dirty jeans !
Graduation. Will work for food
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