View joke - Started to do my makeup. When I had it finally done, realised that in the meantime all my friends graduated from college, got married and  have kids.
Started to do my makeup. When I had it finally done, realised that in the meantime all my friends graduated from college, got married and have kids.
My girlfriend and I at my place. She's doing her makeup in my bed, playing with her gum in my bed, eating a meal in my bed. At her place - Don't sit on my bed with your dirty jeans !
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
Teamwork. Stealing level: duck.
Graduation. Will work for food
Hi, we understand you are 40 and still not married.
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