I was making cookies for the party. Guess what happened to my dough.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
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I've seen your boyfriend in the shower
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US marine training. Old Russian lady is training hard too.
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Don't rob this guy. His name is Rob, but please don't actually rob him.
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Teamwork. We noticed you have hamburgers
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Lady Astor: If I was your wife I would poison your coffee. Winston Churchill: If I was your husband, I would drink it
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