Started to do my makeup. When I had it finally done, realised that in the meantime all my friends graduated from college, got married and have kids.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
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I've seen your boyfriend in the shower
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- I have the body of an 18 years old. - Oh? -Yes, I keep it in the basement.
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Don't rob this guy. His name is Rob, but please don't actually rob him.
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Teamwork. We noticed you have hamburgers
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Student loans. This lady would like a cute one who is at least 21 and enjoys gardening
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