Started to do my makeup. When I had it finally done, realised that in the meantime all my friends graduated from college, got married and have kids.
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At our age swimming is dangerous. Lifeguards don't try as hard.
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I am standing on your hand. Stealing your heart.
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Sincerely, your teacher. Dear students, I know when you are texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.
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Teamwork. Stealing level: duck.
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