- I have the body of an 18 years old. - Oh? -Yes, I keep it in the basement.
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Albert, the doctor says I need more exercise. I want you to start jogging for me.
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I am standing on your hand. Stealing your heart.
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I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school... you're the teacher.
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Lady Astor: If I was your wife I would poison your coffee. Winston Churchill: If I was your husband, I would drink it
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