A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
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No matter how old or big you get. Your mom can still kick you in the butt if she had to
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I am standing on your hand. Stealing your heart.
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I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school... you're the teacher.
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Lady Astor: If I was your wife I would poison your coffee. Winston Churchill: If I was your husband, I would drink it
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