View joke - Hi, we understand you are 40 and still not married.
Hi, we understand you are 40 and still not married.
So, the cat shredded the drapes? I think we have probable claws.
I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation
After Christmas Party
Hard to guess
Started to do my makeup. When I had it finally done, realised that in the meantime all my friends graduated from college, got married and have kids.
Running to get some exercise. How it should be: 2 minutes warm-up, 40 minutes running. How it really is: 2 minutes running, 40 minutes trying to catch up my breath while I accept the fact that I'll be the first one to die if a zombie apocalypse comes
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