View joke - I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
My girlfriend and I at my place. She's doing her makeup in my bed, playing with her gum in my bed, eating a meal in my bed. At her place - Don't sit on my bed with your dirty jeans !
My cat and dog meeting for the first time. Good dog, good dog ! No bites, okay?
- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
I was making cookies for the party. Guess what happened to my dough.
Ok, I'm ready. Bring in the fish!
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