View joke - I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
My girlfriend and I at my place. She's doing her makeup in my bed, playing with her gum in my bed, eating a meal in my bed. At her place - Don't sit on my bed with your dirty jeans !
This is piranha, kitty. It can eat you back. Oh, it can.
- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
I'm getting hungry. - Hello, womb service? I'd like a double order of hot wings. - Honey, wake up. I'm dying for some hot wings. - But it'a three in the morning. - I love womb service, it never closes.
Dear, you have got to start eating out of a different parking lot.
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