View joke - Ok, I'm ready. Bring in the fish!
Ok, I'm ready. Bring in the fish!
Waiting for dinner
They know what they are waiting for
My weaknesses have always been food and men
Told my cat to not sit on the keyboard
Guess who found your antidepressant pills
I can't eat that, I'm a vegan. Has that fish been tested for mercury? Is that bread gluten-free?
My girlfriend and I at my place. She's doing her makeup in my bed, playing with her gum in my bed, eating a meal in my bed. At her place - Don't sit on my bed with your dirty jeans !
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