View joke - Ok, I'm ready. Bring in the fish!
Ok, I'm ready. Bring in the fish!
Is that a kitten ? It hates everything. Watch out
He told me "Let's go climbing!". He told me "It will be fun".
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
Dropping off mother-in-law. You are doing it wrong.
I can't eat that, I'm a vegan. Has that fish been tested for mercury? Is that bread gluten-free?
My girlfriend and I at my place. She's doing her makeup in my bed, playing with her gum in my bed, eating a meal in my bed. At her place - Don't sit on my bed with your dirty jeans !
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