View joke - My girlfriend and I at my place. She's doing her makeup in my bed, playing with her gum in my bed, eating a meal in my bed. At her place - Don't sit on my bed with your dirty jeans !
My girlfriend and I at my place. She's doing her makeup in my bed, playing with her gum in my bed, eating a meal in my bed. At her place - Don't sit on my bed with your dirty jeans !
Unspoken communication. Girls: Check out hair. Evaluate skin. Inspect jewelry. Guys: Hi
I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
This place is so much fun
This is how my bed feels when I'm trying to sleep. And that is how it is when I have to wake up.
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
Ok, I'm ready. Bring in the fish!
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