View joke - My girlfriend and I at my place. She's doing her makeup in my bed, playing with her gum in my bed, eating a meal in my bed. At her place - Don't sit on my bed with your dirty jeans !
My girlfriend and I at my place. She's doing her makeup in my bed, playing with her gum in my bed, eating a meal in my bed. At her place - Don't sit on my bed with your dirty jeans !
Nutella. What makeup do you use?
Park under the billboard at your own risk
Dear, you have got to start eating out of a different parking lot.
Like if this has ever happened to you.
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
Ok, I'm ready. Bring in the fish!
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