View joke - I was making cookies for the party. Guess what happened to my dough.
I was making cookies for the party. Guess what happened to my dough.
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
Teamwork. We noticed you have hamburgers
You failed again, human. Your silly furniture blockade can't stop me
I'm getting hungry. - Hello, womb service? I'd like a double order of hot wings. - Honey, wake up. I'm dying for some hot wings. - But it'a three in the morning. - I love womb service, it never closes.
Grandpa' checking the internet
Honey, I'm not sure that's what they mean by 'Now reduce the wine'.
My weaknesses have always been food and men
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