I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
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Teamwork. We noticed you have hamburgers
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Who's awesome? You're awesome!
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I'm getting hungry. - Hello, womb service? I'd like a double order of hot wings. - Honey, wake up. I'm dying for some hot wings. - But it'a three in the morning. - I love womb service, it never closes.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
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What is she cooking? Rachael Ray finds inspiration in cooking her family and her dog.
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Dogs, sometimes they fail to. At least he tried.
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