View joke - I was making cookies for the party. Guess what happened to my dough.
I was making cookies for the party. Guess what happened to my dough.
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
Teamwork. We noticed you have hamburgers
I made my homework, I swear I did
I'm getting hungry. - Hello, womb service? I'd like a double order of hot wings. - Honey, wake up. I'm dying for some hot wings. - But it'a three in the morning. - I love womb service, it never closes.
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Honey, I'm not sure that's what they mean by 'Now reduce the wine'.
Dogs, sometimes they fail to. At least he tried.
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