Facebook. It's like a jail. You sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls and get poked by guys you don't really know.
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We all have that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single
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Teamwork. Stealing level: duck.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
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Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
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