I'm getting hungry. - Hello, womb service? I'd like a double order of hot wings. - Honey, wake up. I'm dying for some hot wings. - But it'a three in the morning. - I love womb service, it never closes.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend

My cat was talking to my dog the other day: I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god.