View joke - You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy. I didn't expect to live this long.
You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy. I didn't expect to live this long.
This man knows what he's doing. New seat-belt: 45% less car accidents!
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
Happy Valentine's Day !
I'm getting hungry. - Hello, womb service? I'd like a double order of hot wings. - Honey, wake up. I'm dying for some hot wings. - But it'a three in the morning. - I love womb service, it never closes.
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