View joke - At our age swimming is dangerous. Lifeguards don't try as hard.
At our age swimming is dangerous. Lifeguards don't try as hard.
Started to do my makeup. When I had it finally done, realised that in the meantime all my friends graduated from college, got married and have kids.
If you hit me, we hit you. Car insurance that makes you drive like a boss.
Right, we picked up the gold and the myrrh. What on earth is that?
Lady Astor: If I was your wife I would poison your coffee. Winston Churchill: If I was your husband, I would drink it
Real motivation. Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now.
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