View joke - Dropping off mother-in-law. You are doing it wrong.
Dropping off mother-in-law. You are doing it wrong.
- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
Okay paper, you win this time !
And then dad gets really happy and there is an explosion. Dad has a lot of seed and these race to see which reaches mom's egg. This is called making love. And until you did that, you are called a virgin. -I see. So, then what is extra virgin?
Oops ! Hey, can you call 911 ? I'm still on the phone.
Good moms let you lick the beaters ... Great moms turn them off first.
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