Just be honest. It's not everyday you see a dog driving a car down the street
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How to tell if there is any danger at the airport.
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My wife left me a month ago
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Honey, did you let the cat in last night ? No, I thought you did. Prepare to die.
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He really means it. You will never sleep in again. Like a boss.
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You are sleeping on the couch tonight, Mr President.
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