I knew it was a wrong friendship since the beginning
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- I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment. - Your eyesight is near perfect.
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You are sleeping on the couch tonight, Mr President.
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- What's on your mind, little turtle ? - World domination.
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I bet you don't want to be her next ex
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