View joke - It does not matter who you are. If your wife says switch seats, you switch seats
It does not matter who you are. If your wife says switch seats, you switch seats
You are sleeping on the couch tonight, Mr President.
- Dad says you're spying on us. - He's not your dad.
Have a seat and explain why you smell like another dog
I'm getting hungry. - Hello, womb service? I'd like a double order of hot wings. - Honey, wake up. I'm dying for some hot wings. - But it'a three in the morning. - I love womb service, it never closes.
Every time I say 'Bah' doesn't mean you have to say 'Humbug'.
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