Lady Astor: If I was your wife I would poison your coffee. Winston Churchill: If I was your husband, I would drink it
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Like if this has ever happened to you.
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- Dad says you're spying on us. - He's not your dad.
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Let me be straight. It's just 'Morning.' If it was a 'Good morning' I'd be in my bed now
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