View joke - MP:
MP: "Mr. Churchill, must you fall asleep while I'm speaking?" Churchill: "No, it's purely voluntary"
Can't find a blankie ... Can I use you? Ok, thanks.
Didn't see that coming. You were right. Humans don't land on their feet.
- Dad says you're spying on us. - He's not your dad.
Lady Astor: If I was your wife I would poison your coffee. Winston Churchill: If I was your husband, I would drink it
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