My toothbrush. Sometimes it feels that it has the worst job in the world. Didn't check the other guy.
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Oh no ! No !
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What people say vs what people mean. I just got out of the shower. I'll be there in an hour. And I'm really not sorry at all
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Something about time
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I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
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Housewife of the year. Not really, dude. Not really.
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Your iPhone is far more precious than you
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