View joke - Right, we picked up the gold and the myrrh. What on earth is that?
Right, we picked up the gold and the myrrh. What on earth is that?
I can't eat that, I'm a vegan. Has that fish been tested for mercury? Is that bread gluten-free?
At our age swimming is dangerous. Lifeguards don't try as hard.
God listens
Albert, the doctor says I need more exercise. I want you to start jogging for me.
Christmas. The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
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