You don't want to play against this cat.
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Albert, the doctor says I need more exercise. I want you to start jogging for me.
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Googled: King of the internet. Wasn't disappointed.
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- I have the body of an 18 years old. - Oh? -Yes, I keep it in the basement.
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My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
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