Told my cat to not sit on the keyboard
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Started to do my makeup. When I had it finally done, realised that in the meantime all my friends graduated from college, got married and have kids.
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Googled: King of the internet. Wasn't disappointed.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
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Photography. You are doing it wrong.
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