View joke - Running to get some exercise. How it should be: 2 minutes warm-up, 40 minutes running. How it really is: 2 minutes running, 40 minutes trying to catch up my breath while I accept the fact that I'll be the first one to die if a zombie apocalypse comes
Running to get some exercise. How it should be: 2 minutes warm-up, 40 minutes running. How it really is: 2 minutes running, 40 minutes trying to catch up my breath while I accept the fact that I'll be the first one to die if a zombie apocalypse comes
He is happy to see me. Really happy.
Dude, let the girl sleep. Ten more minutes ...
How I think I look when I'm jogging
Friend said he picked up some girl at work today
Nutella. What makeup do you use?
Albert, the doctor says I need more exercise. I want you to start jogging for me.
Stella !
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