View joke - No matter how old or big you get. Your mom can still kick you in the butt if she had to
No matter how old or big you get. Your mom can still kick you in the butt if she had to
Dropping off mother-in-law. You are doing it wrong.
Running to get some exercise. How it should be: 2 minutes warm-up, 40 minutes running. How it really is: 2 minutes running, 40 minutes trying to catch up my breath while I accept the fact that I'll be the first one to die if a zombie apocalypse comes
My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
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