View joke - No matter how old or big you get. Your mom can still kick you in the butt if she had to
No matter how old or big you get. Your mom can still kick you in the butt if she had to
And then dad gets really happy and there is an explosion. Dad has a lot of seed and these race to see which reaches mom's egg. This is called making love. And until you did that, you are called a virgin. -I see. So, then what is extra virgin?
Running to get some exercise. How it should be: 2 minutes warm-up, 40 minutes running. How it really is: 2 minutes running, 40 minutes trying to catch up my breath while I accept the fact that I'll be the first one to die if a zombie apocalypse comes
Albert, the doctor says I need more exercise. I want you to start jogging for me.
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